missmagikarp:

♪♪ Don’t you want a man who’s tall who’s name is Dan,

And is Jewish? ♪♪

happy birthday to my all time favourite man on this planet!! 

greetings:

telling someone they can’t be sad because others have it worse is like telling someone they can’t be happy because others have it better

unclefather:

Me as a doctor: This patient is down with the sickness

sit-back-relax-relapse:

as much as i love brendon urie i really dont appreciate how he preaches against religion. i know he hated growing up as a mormon. i get that. and i have nothing against people who don’t believe in religion. there are times when he makes light jokes and it’s funny, but once you start preaching/supporting violence against other religions and talk complete smack like saying it’s a bunch of bull, that’s when i get offended and bothered. i think it’s just rude.

paramoreeh:

how did we get here? i used to know you so well.

100 MILLION VIEWS HOLLA!

gonna go send my laptop off to see if it can be saved #pray4savannahslaptop2k14

largetity:

realityfoundation:

largetity:

lily allen planned for sheezus to be a single, but it was deemed “risque” for the radio because she said the word period. are you fucking serious, we live in a world where men are so weak that they cant even hear the word period

find…

savannahthehuman:

I made this, thanks Dan for guiding us out of the void of existential crisis-ness :)

savannahthehuman:

I made this, thanks Dan for guiding us out of the void of existential crisis-ness :)

haunted-by-waters:

relationship status: (drives through the night while 80s synthpop plays in the background)

nativeroute:

my talents include smiling like an idiot while watching paramore interviews

couldvebeenaprincess:

look it’s fine if ur not religious omg it’s 100% ok but once u start telling people that their prayers are worthless, that God isn’t listening, that He is imaginary, that Jesus didn’t exist, that their religious texts are garbage, etc. then you’re a piece of shit shut up

officialpigeon:

give me a he’ll yeah if ur blogging on mobile