♪♪ Don’t you want a man who’s tall who’s name is Dan,
And is Jewish? ♪♪
happy birthday to my all time favourite man on this planet!!
telling someone they can’t be sad because others have it worse is like telling someone they can’t be happy because others have it better
Me as a doctor: This patient is down with the sickness
as much as i love brendon urie i really dont appreciate how he preaches against religion. i know he hated growing up as a mormon. i get that. and i have nothing against people who don’t believe in religion. there are times when he makes light jokes and it’s funny, but once you start preaching/supporting violence against other religions and talk complete smack like saying it’s a bunch of bull, that’s when i get offended and bothered. i think it’s just rude.
how did we get here? i used to know you so well.
100 MILLION VIEWS HOLLA!
lily allen planned for sheezus to be a single, but it was deemed “risque” for the radio because she said the word period. are you fucking serious, we live in a world where men are so weak that they cant even hear the word period
I made this, thanks Dan for guiding us out of the void of existential crisis-ness :)
relationship status: (drives through the night while 80s synthpop plays in the background)
my talents include smiling like an idiot while watching paramore interviews
look it’s fine if ur not religious omg it’s 100% ok but once u start telling people that their prayers are worthless, that God isn’t listening, that He is imaginary, that Jesus didn’t exist, that their religious texts are garbage, etc. then you’re a piece of shit shut up
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